Truthful Thursday
I didn't put the bitey on the covers of books that came in this..
..and you haz no proofz..
Snow, Leo and Fairy...
We iz a family of floofy cats ~ I Snow iz the mighty Mancat of the house ~ Leo iz the little destroyer and a serious Mancat-in-Training ~ whereas Fairy iz the chief snoopervisor and negotiator with humans when it comes to treats and 'not me' incidents...
Teachings by Master Leo...
Being an offishul Mancat-in-Training at the M-Cats Club I've provided some teachings for fellow budding mancats... * if in doubt...whap * if in need of a treat...make sure you look all innocent and sweet * it's okay to jump over sleeping humans in a serious game of thundering herd * a stealthy mancat is a successful mancat *
Furriends
I know it wasn't you!
Nope nope wasnt yoo!
I bet they came that way from Amazon.
As long as you did not leave behind any DNA evidence, I think you will be safe.
I know I can tell them toof marks aren't yours...
purrs,Abby
Of *course you didn't! Who would ever think that ... ??? ;-)
That's right - deny, deny, deny!
Whimpurr haz da same pwoblem! Lots of bookies and fings wiff bitied edges. I fink you and us haz mice!!!! ;o)
You should tell your human to call Amazon and complain that the books came pre-bitten.
Ha ha ha!
We hope they do not order dental records.
I don't see any books so how could it be you. Just an old box. Putting the bitey on that is harmless, isn't it?? So if there isn't any book evidence it couldn't be you. So that was a round about way of saying you are innocent.
Casper
Good! You now can do your own sanctuary of meditation! Muahaha!
And if you stick to that story, she can never prove otherwise!